tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post116344823687897654..comments2023-09-12T01:18:01.375-07:00Comments on Condi's Hair: I'm All Grows Upkarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01690274092026593186noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-1163695094256053012006-11-16T08:38:00.000-08:002006-11-16T08:38:00.000-08:00It doesn't, it has to do with a prior comment sugg...It doesn't, it has to do with a prior comment suggestion. Sorry, I guess those are off limits.The Futurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09841144178785730559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-1163660543680787772006-11-15T23:02:00.000-08:002006-11-15T23:02:00.000-08:00froelica - a viking burial would involve putting t...froelica - a viking burial would involve putting the dead thing on a boat, setting it on fire...and pushing it out to sea. and THEN drinking<BR/><BR/>macoosh - that is fucking odd. I went off the BC...that shit made me crazy. And now I'm perfectly normal except for the one time of the month I become crazy religious and I pray and pray that I'm not knocked up.<BR/><BR/>jill - that sounds like Catholic guilt to me. the kind of permeating guilt that even extends to oral hygiene. <BR/><BR/>future - what does THAT have to do with my post? you're on crack, lady.karahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01690274092026593186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-1163650054745857332006-11-15T20:07:00.000-08:002006-11-15T20:07:00.000-08:00I'm thinking a well-positioned shotgun blast into ...I'm thinking a well-positioned shotgun blast into the floor of your place as a "parting shot" would be giving your landlord loser his just desserts, if only it wouldn't cost you way too much.The Futurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09841144178785730559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-1163612232630858132006-11-15T09:37:00.000-08:002006-11-15T09:37:00.000-08:00As a former non-flosser who now flosses daily, I c...As a former non-flosser who now flosses daily, I can say regular flossing greatly reduces time and discomfort of a professional teeth cleaning. Of course, if you never go to the dentist, that's not a consideration. <BR/><BR/>Something funny that I noticed. When I never flossed, the dentist would always ask me if I flossed, and I would always lie and say yes. Then he'd be like, "Well, you should try to do it a little more often." Now that I do floss every day, nobody asks. I wanted to be able to say yes without it being a lie.Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16927671598473871081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-1163591315669887162006-11-15T03:48:00.000-08:002006-11-15T03:48:00.000-08:00you ARE an adult; flossing is totally the gateway....you ARE an adult; flossing is totally the gateway. i have not crossed it yet; i can't deal w/ the annoying pain. apparently i have sensitive gums b/c i'm on birth control...weird...the dentist says it's normal. i think it's odd.<BR/><BR/>also, elastics soooo don't taste better than rope. rope over elastic any day!!!<BR/>-macoosh:)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-1163578714937228682006-11-15T00:18:00.000-08:002006-11-15T00:18:00.000-08:00Do they have alcohol at these Viking funerals? If ...Do they have alcohol at these Viking funerals? If so, I'm in. There's nothing worse than a sober Viking.froelicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16330535178711920000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-1163571456386212842006-11-14T22:17:00.000-08:002006-11-14T22:17:00.000-08:00jen - i was NOT hystericaldevon - sorry to hear ab...jen - i was NOT hysterical<BR/><BR/>devon - sorry to hear about the canal...hopefully you won't have to get anything pulled.<BR/><BR/>mycaelus - you are off your nut, my friend<BR/><BR/>froelica - my sympathies to you, dear girl...if you want to stage a Viking burial, you let me know.<BR/><BR/>inamini - my dear lady, i have NO such plans of visiting the dentist. the very idea makes me want to hiss.<BR/><BR/>orhan - 1. well jesus, feel a bit strongly about it, don't you? 2. sweet!<BR/><BR/>apterix - i'm gonna give one eventually<BR/><BR/>sarah - i like the mercury fillings for the halluncinations<BR/><BR/>anonymous - stop hiding behind that facade, amy g.!<BR/><BR/>ax - wordkarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01690274092026593186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-1163549388533129122006-11-14T16:09:00.000-08:002006-11-14T16:09:00.000-08:00I can’t floss my teeth, man. I can’t get into the ...I can’t floss my teeth, man. I can’t get into the flossing thing. People who smoke say, “Man, you don’t know how hard it is to stop smoking.” Yes, I do—it’s as hard as it is to start flossing… “You seem jittery.” “Yeah, I’m about to floss!”<BR/><BR/>-M. Hedberg<BR/><BR/>Congrats K.AxAtlashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07740336487933095091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-1163533146720442692006-11-14T11:39:00.000-08:002006-11-14T11:39:00.000-08:00Flossing does automaticly turn us into adults. Wel...Flossing does automaticly turn us into adults. Welcome to the next stage of life wee one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-1163477948210190952006-11-13T20:19:00.000-08:002006-11-13T20:19:00.000-08:00That entire post sounded like what goes on in my h...That entire post sounded like what goes on in my head all day, only slightly more coherent.<BR/>I commend you for flossing. I still haven't convinced myself that fillings are all that bad.<BR/>Oh, and the word verification on this post is "oytac".Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17344344286964568262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-1163465459165141492006-11-13T16:50:00.000-08:002006-11-13T16:50:00.000-08:00A wise man said that both love and flossing should...A wise man said that both love and flossing should never hurt when practiced regularly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-1163464760898471942006-11-13T16:39:00.000-08:002006-11-13T16:39:00.000-08:00Two things. (1) I hate flossing, so much so that I...Two things. (1) I hate flossing, so much so that I honestly can't recall the last time I did it, or visted a dentist. Thankfully my teeth are fine for now. (2) You could go the Homer Simpson approach to ridding your underfloors of vermin by randomly unloading a shotgun into the ground.Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16888125796129754219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-1163463162205120522006-11-13T16:12:00.000-08:002006-11-13T16:12:00.000-08:00Just remember that when you finally make it to the...Just remember that when you finally make it to the dentist, INSIST that you need nitrous oxide. Might as well have an hour of having your feet tingle.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-1163457464813447082006-11-13T14:37:00.000-08:002006-11-13T14:37:00.000-08:00The loss of a cap can be truly devastating. I know...The loss of a cap can be truly devastating. I know I still haven't recovered from losing my green beanie.froelicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16330535178711920000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-1163450670479898402006-11-13T12:44:00.000-08:002006-11-13T12:44:00.000-08:00By the way, I love the dentist. Just so you know....By the way, I love the dentist. Just so you know.Mycaelushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09464864968908732111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-1163449791287396452006-11-13T12:29:00.000-08:002006-11-13T12:29:00.000-08:00trust me... you have problems.That said, i can sym...trust me... you have problems.<BR/><BR/>That said, i can sympathize (or is in empathize) with your whole dentist/flossing thing. I went to the dentist for the first time in like 6 or 7 years a few weeks ago and had to have a root canal last saturday. They of course got on my case for not flossing regularly so I've been trying to, sort of.<BR/><BR/>The best part is, they fucked up the first root canal and I get to go back this saturday and get it fixed. luckily they wont be charging me for their fuck up but it's another uncomfortable hour that i will never get back. That's an hour I could have spent torturing cats or making babies cry... oh well.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-1163448889084198722006-11-13T12:14:00.000-08:002006-11-13T12:14:00.000-08:00Bill and Ted are excellent.Also, this post does no...Bill and Ted are excellent.<BR/><BR/>Also, this post does not suck rope. It sucks.. something that tastes slightly better. Elastics, perhaps?Mycaelushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09464864968908732111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-1163448817693067932006-11-13T12:13:00.000-08:002006-11-13T12:13:00.000-08:00I don't think sad quit covers how you were feeling...I don't think sad quit covers how you were feeling about the loss of your beloved cap; hysterical may be a better descriptor. I am so glad you found your hat. I didn't want to have to have some sort of ceremony marking its demise. Oh and the flossing? It gets less painful over time. I too recently grew up, according to the floss gospel. I brush, floss AND use mouth wash. I should be knighted. Perhaps even canonized. Saint Jennie From the Block? No, wouldn't work, nobody is allowed to call me Jennie. Ever.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16287246032886023713noreply@blogger.com