tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post1891294319144913408..comments2023-09-12T01:18:01.375-07:00Comments on Condi's Hair: A Lemonade Stand…In The Twilight Zonekarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01690274092026593186noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-8624548579276533132007-09-08T18:49:00.000-07:002007-09-08T18:49:00.000-07:00These are probably the same kids who will grow up ...These are probably the same kids who will grow up to make $100,000/year, drive Toyotas from standing on the street corner with their signs and cans for money donations from driving and walking passersby. You never want to trust anyone who appears to be perfectly good.The Futurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09841144178785730559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-55075309388859898092007-09-08T03:15:00.000-07:002007-09-08T03:15:00.000-07:00You should take your little scooter down their str...You should take your little scooter down their street and do a burn out. That'll show 'em!Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16888125796129754219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-14555244400412670972007-09-07T15:29:00.000-07:002007-09-07T15:29:00.000-07:00It's like that time I was talking to my nephew (he...It's like that time I was talking to my nephew (he's six):<BR/><BR/>Nephew: I like looking in this catalogue.<BR/>Niall: OK. <BR/>(minutes pass)<BR/>Nephew: I like the toys.<BR/>Niall: OK.<BR/>(minutes pass)<BR/>Nephew: Niall. <BR/>Niall: Yes?<BR/>Nephew: Look at this - *toy car with a big banner saying FREE WHEELS, or something*<BR/>Niall: It's a car with free wheels! Wow.<BR/>Nephew: It's marketing.<BR/><BR/>Honest. <BR/><BR/>Niall: *after laughing* what's marketing<BR/>Nephew: It's when they say they'll give you something for free but it's rubbish.<BR/>Niall: Have some sweets.<BR/><BR/>They have to be smart to get sweets!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-35681512719936121162007-09-07T09:44:00.000-07:002007-09-07T09:44:00.000-07:00PS - How much does one of those "children playing"...PS - How much does one of those "children playing" signs cost??? Are they going to have enough left over to donate? Oh you TOTALLY should have crushed their dreams and told them they wouldn't even have enough for the sign. Next time, ask them to see the estimates they got from the town DPW.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-79738264637875149182007-09-07T09:42:00.000-07:002007-09-07T09:42:00.000-07:00I almost stopped for a lemonade stand the other da...I almost stopped for a lemonade stand the other day. Now I'm glad I didn't. They were probably collecting for Darfur or something. Pssh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-38362082209266223252007-09-07T07:04:00.000-07:002007-09-07T07:04:00.000-07:00WTF? I did not comment twice. Stupid computers.WTF? I did not comment twice. Stupid computers.Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16927671598473871081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-49530817972819252282007-09-07T07:03:00.001-07:002007-09-07T07:03:00.001-07:00You need to practice lying. It's a very valuable ...You need to practice lying. It's a very valuable life tool, one that no woman should be without. Especially one who lives with a man.<BR/><BR/>"Why, no, Sweetie, I haven't seen your 'Ed's Truckstop: Longest Hoses in Town' T-Shirt. Maybe the washing machine ate it."Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16927671598473871081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-80672650479433315412007-09-07T07:03:00.000-07:002007-09-07T07:03:00.000-07:00You need to practice lying. It's a very valuable ...You need to practice lying. It's a very valuable life tool, one that no woman should be without. Especially one who lives with a man.<BR/><BR/>"Why, no, Sweetie, I haven't seen your 'Ed's Truckstop: Longest Hoses in Town' T-Shirt. Maybe the washing machine ate it."Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16927671598473871081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-28114713078009112972007-09-06T13:44:00.000-07:002007-09-06T13:44:00.000-07:00angelissima - yes...and PC parents are the WORST!a...angelissima - yes...and PC parents are the WORST!<BR/><BR/>apterix - actually...probably yes.<BR/><BR/>C - well you obviously had the right kind of upbringing.<BR/><BR/>macoosh - there is no difference for me between the two. i feel the same about the noun attached to both +h and -h. so, you know...suck it!<BR/><BR/>sarah - 1. yes...i drank it. it was flippin' HOT outside. 2. i find it hard to believe an occasion hasn't yet arisen where you've needed to demand that your children take a shot of whiskey. i'm disappointed.<BR/><BR/>ax - sounds like a Frontline to me.<BR/><BR/>fro - DAMN HIM and his notice! What does he need? A month? Ok, I'm up for being sneaked in.karahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01690274092026593186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-14001884830376057832007-09-05T23:29:00.000-07:002007-09-05T23:29:00.000-07:00I will play the messenger once again, my fair lady...I will play the messenger once again, my fair lady-<BR/><BR/>James says its too late to get on the list for this weekend, it usually needs more notice, but to call or text him this weekend and he will see what he can do about just sneaking you in the old fashioned way.froelicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16330535178711920000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-53140798166499398152007-09-05T08:02:00.000-07:002007-09-05T08:02:00.000-07:00You could always do a documentary on lemonade stan...You could always do a documentary on lemonade stands and their money trails.AxAtlashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07740336487933095091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-80713452534701481182007-09-04T20:36:00.000-07:002007-09-04T20:36:00.000-07:001.You actually drank the lemonade? I would be pret...1.You actually drank the lemonade? I would be pretty wary of anything served up by freaks like those. Reminds me of kool-aid and compounds.<BR/>2. Instead of making the kids be kids, maybe we should reward them with bars and voting. I mean if they're going to ACT like adults, maybe they should get to drink and choose our next prez. If my kids ever came up with crap like that, I think I would demand they take a shot of whiskey.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17344344286964568262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-29438934335621770092007-09-04T19:20:00.000-07:002007-09-04T19:20:00.000-07:00my favorite point of interest during this little j...my favorite point of interest during this little jaunt into your fascinating life was that you were not, in fact, holding a bag of poo....alas, you were holding a bag of pooH. how is winnie these days? and why are you keeping him in a bag? I hope you didn't do anything terrible to him; Tigger will whoop your ass.Macooshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18323525845078246465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-50046156792671806002007-09-04T17:13:00.000-07:002007-09-04T17:13:00.000-07:00I agree; those kids obviously have bad parents. Th...I agree; those kids obviously have bad parents. Their commercial would've been a lot better if they were working towards a trampoline. I played with a kid that I didn't know, who I think my cousin may have disliked, because she had a trampoline. You see how shrewd kids can be? Those little lemonade shillers would've totally beguiled you and made you feel positive about your purchase like Madison Avenue executives if they were going to get toys out of the sale.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-28046913955139521022007-09-04T17:02:00.000-07:002007-09-04T17:02:00.000-07:00Strange, I re-checked your birth certificate and i...Strange, I re-checked your birth certificate and it clearly doesn't say "born yesterday"!! So now if a 5-year old holding a puppy offers you cigarettes, do I need to worry?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-24914442691409936822007-09-04T16:59:00.000-07:002007-09-04T16:59:00.000-07:00oy vey! sounds like PC parents to me.oy vey! sounds like PC parents to me.Angelissimahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07435665650609600003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-82588906953565307772007-09-04T15:49:00.000-07:002007-09-04T15:49:00.000-07:00thinker and rachel - eh. though that though origin...thinker and rachel - eh. though that though originally occurred to me (i wasn't born yesterday, you know), i think it's more likely that their parents decided what the money would go toward. my guess is they didn't ever have an inkling that they should have a choice between a "slow" sign and fucking awesome toys. basically they have bad parents...who want to keep kids from being hit by cars and getting cancer. the soulless cads.<BR/><BR/>rachel - excellent research skills, lady!karahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01690274092026593186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-75869691003239910182007-09-04T14:46:00.000-07:002007-09-04T14:46:00.000-07:00Oh, and those little buggers are probably breaking...Oh, and those little buggers are probably breaking several laws here.<BR/><BR/>1. Unlicenced to practice a business<BR/>2. No vendor license.<BR/>3. No non profit signage and licensing.<BR/>3. Obstructing a public throughfare.<BR/>4. Panhandling (accosting you for money is panhandling).<BR/>5. Possible false advertising re: nonprofit business goals.<BR/><BR/><BR/>1 through 4 are misdemeanors. 5 is a felony.<BR/><BR/>I say, you should shut them down and get your fifty cents back. You worked hard for that 50 cents! Damn if you should be conned out of your hard won change by some credit-card loan sharks in training!<BR/><BR/>*boils up some tar and collects chicken feathers*Rachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11314429932343190739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-83845780435029665512007-09-04T14:24:00.000-07:002007-09-04T14:24:00.000-07:00I'm with thethinker.I believe in business terms, i...I'm with thethinker.<BR/><BR/>I believe in business terms, its called "sealing the deal". Making sure you won't back out of the arrangement at the last minute. After THAT spiel, you'd really look like an asshole.<BR/><BR/>And they knew it.<BR/><BR/>Damn bastards.Rachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11314429932343190739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-17959832257101279912007-09-04T13:56:00.000-07:002007-09-04T13:56:00.000-07:00Psh.. I bet that was just a trick to get your mone...Psh.. I bet that was just a trick to get your money. They're probably just pretending to care about safety signs and cancer research.<BR/><BR/>Those kids don't have values. They're just smart.thethinkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02246687154473607332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-85767900040653132002007-09-04T13:29:00.000-07:002007-09-04T13:29:00.000-07:00They really can't...because it doesn't belong to t...They really can't...because it doesn't belong to them...it belongs to US!karahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01690274092026593186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-37275280880861767272007-09-04T12:02:00.000-07:002007-09-04T12:02:00.000-07:00No respect for the values of the older generation....No respect for the values of the older generation. W C Fields would have spiked the lemonade pitcher with whiskey. The little bastards can never hold their liquor.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.com