tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post3244495319910273177..comments2023-09-12T01:18:01.375-07:00Comments on Condi's Hair: Oh How St. Peter Will Laugh in My Face.karahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01690274092026593186noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-4202275567253309352010-03-22T19:14:10.553-07:002010-03-22T19:14:10.553-07:00Better to be hilariously offensive and popular tha...Better to be hilariously offensive and popular than boringly nice and friendless. That's what I always say. To myself.theWaifhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03510291527582800752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-62289187164806470902010-03-22T14:16:46.343-07:002010-03-22T14:16:46.343-07:00I tend to be that way, comes out my mouth quite fa...I tend to be that way, comes out my mouth quite fast, BUT unlike you I don't feel guity. I've been working hard at trying to filter what & how I say things, and if at 43 it hasn't improved that much, I'd say I've come to <i>somewhat</i> accept it as being me... At least you can "blame" booze, I can't since I don't drink ;-)stinkypawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04418558395508830375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-21539996715900302612010-03-21T00:08:42.816-07:002010-03-21T00:08:42.816-07:00I talk more shit about blacks and gays than all ot...I talk more shit about blacks and gays than all other cultural groupings, to be honest. That always, er usually, works out well for me.Wooziehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11637072916156389703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-20492359734020835462010-03-20T23:48:14.150-07:002010-03-20T23:48:14.150-07:00What I hate is when you get off a really good line...What I hate is when you get off a really good line and the other person doesn't get it and then YOU'RE the stupid one.<br /><br />You could just try keeping friends who are impossible to offend, like me.<br /><br />And you probably knew this, but the alcohol and the comedy that tends towards hurtful are both signs of anger.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-72227089471012935412010-03-20T17:34:07.848-07:002010-03-20T17:34:07.848-07:00goranas - the fact that i wrote this at what time ...goranas - the fact that i wrote this at what time i wrote it and the state that i wrote it in...it's a miracle there were as few typos as "ever" and "to". so they stay. because of pride.<br /><br />future - you've known me long enough to know that i'm almost just as bad sans alcohol.<br /><br />charlie - those get in there too. consider me an unsuccessful liz lemon (30 rock) in that respect.<br /><br />rachel - what? my hair? how? why?<br /><br />dad - well THANKS dad. i'm so a supporter of eugenics.<br /><br />jax - such good advice. and i'm glad to see you blogging again!!!karahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01690274092026593186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-39650975884189483792010-03-20T17:20:14.763-07:002010-03-20T17:20:14.763-07:00I've felt like that many, many times. Since I&...I've felt like that many, many times. Since I'm currently not drinking I have noticed my tendency to insert my foot into my mouth (even if for a laugh) has decreased. I have a good friend who is even worse than I am, and while sometimes I'm a little perturbed at what he says... he wouldn't be the same person without that quality. He's almost-as-bad-as-Andy-Dick, but I still love him lots. I expect your friends feel the same way about you. <br />I agree with everyone else. If someone shows signs of being truly offended, apologize to that person. And then go up to everyone else and laugh about how so-and-so can't take a joke.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-32085947843477591012010-03-20T17:11:52.098-07:002010-03-20T17:11:52.098-07:00I would attribute part of your personality quirks ...I would attribute part of your personality quirks to genetics. Ever notice that there are almost no pictures of your Dad without some inanimate object (seldom ever a hat) on his head?Robert the Skeptichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10863488312604865183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-57900252820159794182010-03-20T16:57:48.015-07:002010-03-20T16:57:48.015-07:00for once, Goranas actually said something useful. ...for once, Goranas actually said something useful. meaning, he said what I would have said, only he said it first, and for that alone, I hate him. Curse you, hairy ape!<br /><br />also, if the guilt gets very bad, you can always butcher your hair.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-84257269291235958462010-03-20T15:53:26.565-07:002010-03-20T15:53:26.565-07:00If St. Peter doesn't like your instantaneous r...If St. Peter doesn't like your instantaneous remarks, then the hell with him. After all, it was his boss who gave you the gift of blurtation; that is, the gift to spout zingers by <i>completely</i> bypassing the brain.<br /><br />To assuage your guilt, I agree with the banana eater: a self-deprecating joke or two helps a lot.Charliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00722567671925063706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-33440855094810549272010-03-20T07:56:17.590-07:002010-03-20T07:56:17.590-07:00Methinks if you have to apologize at or after ever...Methinks if you have to apologize at or after every social event, your sincerity will fall into question. I think if you start to see people duck or not make eye contact with you, then you have gone too far. There's always the elimination of the enabling liquid but that doesn't seem to be the popular choice. The only other thing I can suggest is count to ten every time something comes into your mind that is giving you that gut tugging feeling. Maybe you'll find yourself successfully rewording or rethinking the telling.The Futurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09841144178785730559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-31875473481122580882010-03-19T23:39:55.777-07:002010-03-19T23:39:55.777-07:00You can't stop being you, Missy, that would di...You can't stop being you, Missy, that would disappoint everyone. "Why has Kara becoming so boring?" they would say. If you're guilty you could (a) apologise to the person you might have offended and (b) make a few self-deprecating jokes to show some self-awareness. <br /><br />In the last paragraph "to often" should be "too often". Missing an 'o' offends me, it's like chopping off someone's head.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.com