tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post4057411695635410406..comments2023-09-12T01:18:01.375-07:00Comments on Condi's Hair: Hullabalookarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01690274092026593186noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-82357350115283891262007-01-09T20:16:00.000-08:002007-01-09T20:16:00.000-08:00It's not a fetish so much as paralyzing fear, and ...It's not a fetish so much as paralyzing fear, and a complete fascination with my paralyzing fear of a non-existant thing.<br /><br />Or do they?.....froelicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16330535178711920000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-70688560020862242372007-01-06T10:15:00.000-08:002007-01-06T10:15:00.000-08:00Ryan (deleted for R's sake) said...
"you're gonna...Ryan (deleted for R's sake) said...<br /><br />"you're gonna quit and become a city employee now, aren't you."<br /><br />Yes, but not because I want to date Jennifer Love-HewlettPackard. Because I want a job that doesn't make me feel filthy and slimey at the end of the day. City Sewer Worker would be a step up from (deleted to ensure job security...unemployment sucks)karahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01690274092026593186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-29125833007270560222007-01-06T10:12:00.000-08:002007-01-06T10:12:00.000-08:00Where to begin? Deep breath...
Fro - there's a na...Where to begin? Deep breath...<br /><br />Fro - there's a name for your zombie fetish. I don't know what it is, but Dan Savage addressed it in Savage Love once. Love that column.<br /><br />Jill - I'm neither since I went away and they closed the damn thing faster than you can say "there'samonsterinthattheredamnoldhole". Alas.<br /><br />Ax - your comment bears the stench of sarcasm. Thanks for your New Years text.<br /><br />Robt - you've been waiting your hole life to say that line, haven't you? Har har har.<br /><br />Orhan - You bet your ass it is...they don't make holes like that down under where you live, do they? This is a fresh, American, Northwesterner hole.<br /><br />Future - you're just biased. And I loves ya for it. And I loves ya for your cold tile floor.<br /><br />Doug - I've been trying to get you your picture, I swear it. No one seems to be going to the games lately. Guess you and T will have to go on vacation and see a game yourself. They love to lose to all the big teams.<br /><br />Inamini - I like the way you think. And major surgery is not an excuse for such a long absence. For shame.<br /><br />Sarah - Next to a stethascope it was the best gift I could think of.<br /><br />Macoosh - Well, as long as someone gets a giggle out of the wreckage that is my stream of consciousness. Then I've done my job.<br /><br />Slag - You are correct. Serious breach of protocol. But I say Damn the Man...Save the Empire! And you will have no idea what that means unless you are into bad late nineties teen-angst record store movies.<br /><br />Ryan - I'm gonna copy your comment and repost it without our company name attached...you know, so we don't get fired. :)karahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01690274092026593186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-56481510110285740602007-01-03T22:26:00.000-08:002007-01-03T22:26:00.000-08:00You can’t have a horror movie without co-eds. They...You can’t have a horror movie without co-eds. They have to all go separate directions and then be eaten, or whatever, one at a time. This is a highly irregular breach of protocol.slaghammerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09953077995449374710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-73166903690532685032007-01-03T08:07:00.000-08:002007-01-03T08:07:00.000-08:00your posts always make me giggle. thanks for givi...your posts always make me giggle. thanks for giving me the manhole.<br /><br />and shaft. :)<br /><br />-macoosh:)Macooshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18323525845078246465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-64041512290226884522007-01-02T22:22:00.000-08:002007-01-02T22:22:00.000-08:00I'm still enjoying the paragraph with "manhole, sh...I'm still enjoying the paragraph with "manhole, shaft and deep". Good. Mmmm. Yeah.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17344344286964568262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-12520968672742271012007-01-02T19:26:00.000-08:002007-01-02T19:26:00.000-08:00Maybe add "maneater" to the list of fun words to s...Maybe add "maneater" to the list of fun words to savor slowly?INAMINIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01164847091151455540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-45160358070210024902007-01-02T05:50:00.000-08:002007-01-02T05:50:00.000-08:00oh my god! that's one of my biggest fears! drivi...oh my god! that's one of my biggest fears! driving along and then having my car swallowed by a giant hole and then being carried off by a hole monster, never to be seen again.<br /><br />i'm never coming to portland. unless there are cheap flights and there's a good team playing against the trailblazers and i get good seats. but otherwise, never coming to portland.dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00101021875494919026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-6758026373335223462006-12-31T14:57:00.000-08:002006-12-31T14:57:00.000-08:00On the (w)hole, I enjoyed your narrative and your ...On the (w)hole, I enjoyed your narrative and your "shitty" pics. Just wait until you get a new phone! Perhaps the photo quality will be good enough to warrant you a Pulitzer!The Futurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09841144178785730559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-67889277030762118972006-12-30T22:36:00.000-08:002006-12-30T22:36:00.000-08:00Now thats a freakin' hole!Now thats a freakin' hole!Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16888125796129754219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-46010123836489780552006-12-30T20:29:00.000-08:002006-12-30T20:29:00.000-08:00What a great hole story!What a great hole story!NWOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10057545247948207613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-86392942713155255542006-12-30T10:58:00.000-08:002006-12-30T10:58:00.000-08:00Totally tubular sound effects!Totally tubular sound effects!AxAtlashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07740336487933095091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-89445837941781301592006-12-29T18:07:00.000-08:002006-12-29T18:07:00.000-08:00Someone quick and clever should start filming a ho...Someone quick and clever should start filming a horror movie there. Think of the possible savings in set construction expenses....Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16927671598473871081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-54389652213248335932006-12-29T12:58:00.000-08:002006-12-29T12:58:00.000-08:00I'm with you on the monster theory. But may I sugg...I'm with you on the monster theory. But may I suggest the possibility of ZOMBIES being the menace that has escaped from the sewery hole in our fine city? <br /><br />Think about that for a minute, and begin preparing for the fight of your un-chewed-on life!froelicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16330535178711920000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-86193523718761928542006-12-29T12:09:00.000-08:002006-12-29T12:09:00.000-08:00jen - the ones without guns have darts. duh. i'm s...jen - the ones without guns have darts. duh. i'm sorry your neighbor isn't hot. my neighbor is hot. but he lives with his girlfriend. neither of us have any luck.<br /><br />ryan - you're gonna quit and become a city employee now, aren't you.<br /><br />apterix - YOU'RE just jealous YOU don't have a hole in YOUR neighborhood. Don't forget to pick me up tonight!karahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01690274092026593186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-11859293402522147842006-12-29T12:01:00.000-08:002006-12-29T12:01:00.000-08:00A big hole in the ground. Marvelous. Ah the excite...A big hole in the ground. Marvelous. Ah the excitement of living in the "Big City".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-85721742379992788022006-12-29T11:36:00.001-08:002006-12-29T11:36:00.001-08:00It does suck to be a City Sewer employee, but, at ...It does suck to be a City Sewer employee, but, at any given time one City Sewer employee must be dating Jennifer Love Hewitt, so that she can be on hand to run around in the tight shirt. So, they have that going for them.RyanLoghryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03447161032665457097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-89686137304697352452006-12-29T11:36:00.000-08:002006-12-29T11:36:00.000-08:00Do all Portland dads have darts and dart boards? I...Do all Portland dads have darts and dart boards? I knew there was something wacky about this place... A new guy moved into the apartment next to mine. I give him one week to stop making too much noise, then I am visiting the local 151 of Portland Dads and borrowing some darts. This new tenant has to learn. Why did my landlord rent to a man? They always make more noise. I need a neighbor that is near death and doesn't move a lot. I am on a tangent. I can't help it.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16287246032886023713noreply@blogger.com