tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post4067999120819448272..comments2023-09-12T01:18:01.375-07:00Comments on Condi's Hair: I Love Being A Girlkarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01690274092026593186noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-53724937791005193182007-01-02T19:35:00.000-08:002007-01-02T19:35:00.000-08:00Luckily, I'm too old and too much of a whore, and ...Luckily, I'm too old and too much of a whore, and I had my appendix removed on Christmas Day. I'm gonna die.INAMINIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01164847091151455540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-2709113347839793132006-12-26T11:49:00.000-08:002006-12-26T11:49:00.000-08:00i love being a boy...i mean a man...did i just typ...i love being a boy...i mean a man...did i just type in the word love???AxAtlashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07740336487933095091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-60686218322848233512006-12-26T10:51:00.000-08:002006-12-26T10:51:00.000-08:00future - i don't respond to anonymous comments...b...future - i don't respond to anonymous comments...but since you gave me the most beautiful Nano in the world for Christmas...I'll make an exception<br /><br />apterix - that is a mental picture I really really really don't need.<br /><br />jill - catching them soon is the key, however, and for those of us who have little or no health insurance, it's hard to come up with the money to get checked. which is why i need to move to canada. and wear fur.<br /><br />nwo - you're new to the blog, I'm thinking, but i LOVE your name...both for what it means and what it implies. comment ANYTIME!<br /><br />macoosh - this is why i'm here...to educate the young'uns. tis me duty.<br /><br />slag - i can't get any stupid jerks to marry me. stupid jerks.karahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01690274092026593186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-52612404787852198682006-12-24T01:31:00.000-08:002006-12-24T01:31:00.000-08:00Apparently, God wants you to get married to a jerk...Apparently, God wants you to get married to a jerk, have children that hate your guts, and then waste away and die before you test his capacity for hearing whiny prayers about bed sores and pneumonia. It’s in Deuteronomy dammit, deal with it.slaghammerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09953077995449374710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-82971465460899593002006-12-23T16:04:00.000-08:002006-12-23T16:04:00.000-08:00great post...looks like i'll have to jump onto an ...great post...looks like i'll have to jump onto an insurance plan asap once done w/ college to make sure to get the vaccine before i turn the whorey 27.Macooshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18323525845078246465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-6108813521550078552006-12-23T13:26:00.000-08:002006-12-23T13:26:00.000-08:00Good points, and well made. My rule of thumb: Any...Good points, and well made. My rule of thumb: Anytime someone wants the government to tell anyone what they can or can't do with their bodies, it's time to push back.NWOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10057545247948207613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-37520612731462575042006-12-22T10:24:00.000-08:002006-12-22T10:24:00.000-08:00Hmmm, guess I'm WAY too big of a whore to save.
...Hmmm, guess I'm WAY too big of a whore to save. <br /><br />In all seriousness, I've had several friends end up with cancerous/precancerous cervical cells appearing in their pap smear results due to HPV. Get a pap smear every year, even if you're young enough to get the vaccine. If you catch the abnormalities quick, they're easy to treat. <br /><br />apterix55, I've heard that the size of the average American ass has increased enough in the last few years that they're using longer needles for butt shots, in order to get to the muscle through all the fat. Scarey.Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16927671598473871081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-51838574468797345382006-12-21T23:06:00.000-08:002006-12-21T23:06:00.000-08:00What, me trypanophobic? (I did look it up, BTW). N...What, me trypanophobic? (I did look it up, BTW). No, it's the DENTIST that strikes mortal terror within me. Don't ever Netflix "Marathon Man".<br /><br />Here's the secret to getting shots.. get them in the butt! Nurses tell me that most people don't want to drop their pants so the nurses don't bother to even ask; they just shoot 'em in the arm. But the Butt has that critical mass of meat, [Intelligently] designed to absorb all those caustic pharmaceuticals. Unlike the arm, you don't need your butt to hail a cab or lift heavy objects. So stand up with pride and demand your doctor to give it to you in the Butt!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-7026507172883595532006-12-21T21:15:00.000-08:002006-12-21T21:15:00.000-08:00So, this must mean you are getting two more lovely...So, this must mean you are getting two more lovely shots in the next two months prior to that monumental 27th birthday. Hopefully your arm stops tingling by then. You need to know that I'm going to sign this Anon again because I can't get this stupid new Blogger to accept anything I put in (it used to know me as soon as I signed into your blog). Stinking new blogger...<br /><br />The FutureAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-2064401435254847892006-12-21T16:21:00.000-08:002006-12-21T16:21:00.000-08:00jen again - i have no idea why i came out as "At"....jen again - i have no idea why i came out as "At". strangeness<br /><br />kevin - how old ARE you?!?! <br /><br />devon - that's right, i forgot you were there.<br /><br />laura - they're backordered til after christmaskarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01690274092026593186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-53788002905772452832006-12-21T15:59:00.000-08:002006-12-21T15:59:00.000-08:00I'll bet this blog entry will make Dad faint, what...I'll bet this blog entry will make Dad faint, what with him being trypanophobic and all (look it up). <br /><br />And count me in the "too much of a whore to save" category. I want a golden artistic representation of what cervical cancer looks like under a microscope too! Do I have to send away for it?theWaifhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189261864352336396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-39523295399536909492006-12-21T15:03:00.000-08:002006-12-21T15:03:00.000-08:001967 was the summer of love sucka.
And I've never...1967 was the summer of love sucka.<br /><br />And I've never totally gotten this whole "don't be givig the HPV vaccination to young girls and saving their lives possibly" thing. Why again must religious crack pots fight against this? I mean, it's not nearly as hedonistic as, say, the morning after pill or even birth control. Why must every sexual encounter have terrible, or at least life ling consequences? I know there are some religious folks in crowd... please to explain.<br /><br />oh, and I take your wishing me a "merry christmas" as a direct assault. You're obviously declaring a WAR ON HANUKKAH! You commie bastard!!!Devonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17207667202426458959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-27473689518685435822006-12-21T12:36:00.000-08:002006-12-21T12:36:00.000-08:00Ha! You said "69."
::immature snicker::Ha! You said "69."<br /><br />::immature snicker::Jansky Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16170197934818126276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-35069248823162199332006-12-21T11:56:00.000-08:002006-12-21T11:56:00.000-08:00jen - instead of a gold watch you get a golden art...jen - instead of a gold watch you get a golden artistic representation of what cervical cancer looks like under a microscopeUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11761412067218937443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-17415661053785646522006-12-21T11:53:00.000-08:002006-12-21T11:53:00.000-08:00Oh and this:
d)I guess once you hit 27 you're too...Oh and this:<br /><br />d)I guess once you hit 27 you're too much of a whore to save. <br /><br />I am almost 10 years into my whoredom. I thought I'd get a gold watch by now, but apparently not.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16287246032886023713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-51224696941903488442006-12-21T11:44:00.000-08:002006-12-21T11:44:00.000-08:00K,my favorite parts of this rant are:
a)I am a Dar...K,my favorite parts of this rant are:<br />a)I am a Darwinistic miracle,<br />b)friendly Fuckwits; and<br />c)they're free to re-start the '69 summer of love.<br /><br />Oh and the wheelchair part, they really are fun. As long as you can get out of them and walk away. When you can't it's kind of crappy.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16287246032886023713noreply@blogger.com