tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post8975358934396186936..comments2023-09-12T01:18:01.375-07:00Comments on Condi's Hair: My Asskarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01690274092026593186noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-6217567268211362492007-12-09T21:11:00.000-08:002007-12-09T21:11:00.000-08:00sarah - see how easy life's problems are to solve?...sarah - see how easy life's problems are to solve?<BR/><BR/>hayley - oh no...only WHEN<BR/><BR/>amber - those are the worst commas ever! when i copy edited, those got big fat red x's on them! i hate them. but now i know the name of my enemy...this is good.<BR/><BR/>sue - i've been trying to survive without the doughnut...but i'm telling you, it's tough.<BR/><BR/>ax - nor are they obese<BR/><BR/>jackie - i will pass on that information to her. she'll be happy to discover the nation's leader in medical journals has adopted her hypothesis.karahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01690274092026593186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-36132549676291511672007-12-09T18:29:00.000-08:002007-12-09T18:29:00.000-08:00Ouch, very few non-life-threatening pains are wors...Ouch, very few non-life-threatening pains are worse than a hurt butt-bone. <BR/><BR/>Your friend Marie is right, I read it in Women's Health last week. The obesity epidemic in America has wrongly been blamed on a sedentary lifestyle and fast-food obsession when in fact the problem is that people are just falling down more often.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-44960806899105210632007-12-09T13:52:00.000-08:002007-12-09T13:52:00.000-08:00Ya know, a slinky can't go up the stairs.Ya know, a slinky can't go up the stairs.AxAtlashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07740336487933095091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-20642279178499334762007-12-08T18:04:00.000-08:002007-12-08T18:04:00.000-08:00Sorry about the wounded rump bone. Please don't h...Sorry about the wounded rump bone. Please don't hate me for thinking it will be hilarious when you have to sit on a "pilla" shaped like a donut. (((snicker)))Susie Qhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03326330447218793034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-33868120121227641642007-12-08T17:21:00.000-08:002007-12-08T17:21:00.000-08:00an oxford comma is the comma before the "and" in a...an oxford comma is the comma before the "and" in a list. Like this:<BR/><BR/>your blog is sarcastic, witty, and makes me laugh my ass off.<BR/><BR/>see. the comma after "witty" is an oxford comma.Amberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12959998797960031817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-72789880839654983162007-12-07T20:50:00.000-08:002007-12-07T20:50:00.000-08:00I am loving Marie's explanation! Only if right?I am loving Marie's explanation! Only if right?Haleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15471646385258058676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-10670644914397086172007-12-07T14:10:00.000-08:002007-12-07T14:10:00.000-08:00Marie's explanation is comforting. That's why I lo...Marie's explanation is comforting. That's why I look great when I get ready in the morning and by the time I leave the house, I look like a whale. It's because I get ready upstairs! Duh!Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17344344286964568262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-42498166782356051332007-12-07T13:53:00.000-08:002007-12-07T13:53:00.000-08:00goranas - i do need a hammock that's carried by st...goranas - i do need a hammock that's carried by strong men up and down the stairs<BR/><BR/>or - and i wasn't even wearing heels!<BR/><BR/>nic - i'll ask her and get back to you.<BR/><BR/>mary - the stairs hurts me the most too. when i climbed this morning to leave for work, i almost started crying!<BR/><BR/>zenboomer - i see you have researched this thoroughly. bravo!<BR/><BR/>sam - i think i'd rather fall down the stairs again. (thanks for thine sympathy)<BR/><BR/>rachel - booze, of course.karahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01690274092026593186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-42790948262423069872007-12-07T11:46:00.000-08:002007-12-07T11:46:00.000-08:00Acknowledging the problem is the first step in fin...Acknowledging the problem is the first step in finding a cure...so, what's the cure for "effed up"?Rachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11314429932343190739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-52785702454572656402007-12-07T09:17:00.000-08:002007-12-07T09:17:00.000-08:00No, religion is the answer. A steady diet of comm...No, religion is the answer. A steady diet of communion wafers for a fortnight and allelujah! All cookie sin is washed away.<BR/><BR/>Sorry about your bum, hun.Sam, Problem-Child-Bridehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06650421439038979462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-91909225813551869202007-12-07T08:14:00.000-08:002007-12-07T08:14:00.000-08:00Your theory lacks any scientific basis. Studies we...Your theory lacks any scientific basis. Studies were done where Rhesus monkeys were pushed down a flight of stairs then weighed. A control group of monkeys were place on a sofa and made to watch Oprah reruns.<BR/><BR/>Although seriously agitated, the monkeys whose monkey butts were moderately damaged by the stairs showed no weight gain.<BR/><BR/>However, the Oprah-watching monkeys realized significant weight gain and also kept checking under the couch for bananas. <BR/><BR/>I don't remember what the question was but, science is the answer.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-34982587083270876642007-12-07T08:04:00.000-08:002007-12-07T08:04:00.000-08:00I'm wondering if Orhan Kahn above knows me, or of ...I'm wondering if Orhan Kahn above knows me, or of me. I have done this very thing. In fact, one of these days I'll have to write a blog on falling. Yours sounds painful, but nowhere near as embarrassing or spectacular as some I've been involved in. <BR/><BR/>GB is wrong about the tailbone. It sits in the middle of two great cushions, exposed, and whenever we fall, it is our first line of defense. I've cracked my coccyx more times than I care to recall, and while sitting DOES hurt, what is really awful is climbing the stairs.<BR/><BR/>Does falling really help you lose weight? Hot damn -- time to climb some more stairs; I'm hoping to get into my little black dress for our Christmas party.Mary Witzlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06458299046574564155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-76236982069889934222007-12-07T06:21:00.000-08:002007-12-07T06:21:00.000-08:00She can be my doctor, too. What are her theories ...She can be my doctor, too. What are her theories on unsightly water weight gain or PMS?<BR/><BR/>:Dnichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05502490023174343883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-43206204080322254752007-12-07T02:17:00.000-08:002007-12-07T02:17:00.000-08:00One of my good friends managed to slip and slide p...One of my good friends managed to slip and slide past a bus stop and slap each person in the face as she attempted to take grasp of something steady.<BR/><BR/>She was a she.<BR/><BR/>You're all so damaged.Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16888125796129754219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13845234.post-17012596539334804212007-12-07T00:09:00.000-08:002007-12-07T00:09:00.000-08:00That's bad luck. Not just the fall, but landing in...That's bad luck. Not just the fall, but landing in such a way that your bone got bruised. It's one bone in your body that's well protected with flesh...not just you, people in general. Maybe what you really need right now is a hammock.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.com