Sunday, August 08, 2010

Hey.

Lately my favorite thing to do in the whole world is ride my bike around late at night. Clear sky, wind in the trees, no cars so I can go through the stop signs - it's incredible. I can honestly say it's the only time my thoughts aren't racing. When my chest isn't tight. When I don't have a throbbing headache behind my left eye.

I don't have a whole lot to say that I want to hear myself say lately and I really can't bring myself to sit in front of a computer more than I already do against my will, so I'm going to step away for a bit. I don't know how to measure time in bits, so you'll have to guesstimate for yourselves what that means.

However - this blog will not be deleted. If your own blogs are overflowing with words and you want to store some of them here in a guestly posting capacity, you are openly invited to do so. Just email me a condishair@blogspot.com and I'll put your shit up, accompanied by the most inappropriate google im
age I can find. Don't deny me my amusement.

Anyone still following when I come back will be given a party. With streamers.

15 keep(s) me blogging:

Gorilla Bananas said...

I finally obtain an internet connection to find this. I can see you're going through a quasi-religious experience that's making you one with the universe, which means you'll soon be Buddha like me. I'm going to invite you and Suzanne Foxton to my ashram - we won't need a chaperone if there's two of you. Check out her profile by copying and pasting the link below:

http://www.blogger.com/profile/13465987207757191972

Orhan Kahn said...

Proud of you :)

Mary Witzl said...

I'm holding out for the party with streamers. I've had parties before, but never with streamers. You'd think somebody might have figured out I'd enjoy them by now, but no.

Remember: you promised. Publicly.

nic said...

Awww.. I know I haven't been a great follower, but I am sad about this. I hope you feel better soon. Need help planning for the party? I can bring the pinata if you'd like.

Robert the Skeptic said...

Ok, sign me up. I have a serious image problem anyway, how much worse can it get?

Rachel said...

You bring the streamers, I'll bring the tequila!

Have a good break, my blonde-haired, quirky friend.

theWaif said...

I hope it's a pickle party. I'm gonna try to muster a guest blog one of these years. Honest truth.

The Future said...

Hopefully you'll be back soon in an energized and creative state vs. all strung out like you are now. I'm glad you're lightening your load for the moment.

Charlie said...

I'll wait.

Stinkypaw said...

I'll be there (more like here, as in over there) when and if you do come back... have fun in the meantime!

Robert the Skeptic said...

Please come back -- we miss you!

Orhan Kahn said...

Yet again, I'm with your father on this one. Seriously.

Alpha Za said...

Come.Back.

Gorilla Bananas said...

I thought you must have written a new post after leaving a comment on my blog. I feel like I've been cheated out of a lottery win. I'm going to post a clip from a famous TV show on your return.

james said...

Really nice posting .