Last weekend, my friends and I put on every red and white thing we owned and joined almost one thousand other "santas" for a pub crawl in N. Portland. Santacon. A tradition that began in San Francisco one particularly dull year, it has become the true beginning to the holiday season for me and everyone else with a heart beat. Ornaments and popcorn tins for sale in drugstores before Halloween and Christmas songs playing in gas stations on November 1st do nothing for my Christmas spirit. They actually just piss me off. Black Friday makes me crazy, but you all know that.
But Santacon...Santacon is brilliant. It's like a love fest without stanky hippies. You can't hate a Santa at Santacon because you, yourself are also Santa. And we all know that self loathing only ever ends in coal - keeping the event downright jolly, and that's not a term that's often apt. You greet with "Hey Santa!". You pass with "Excuse me, Santa!". You cheers with chanting "Ho, ho, hoooooooooooooooo!" You sing at the top of your lungs, dance as much as your suit will allow. And most importantly, you keep yourself warm with the flask of spiced rum in your red purse. It's how one is meant to be keep the yuletide gay.
In fact, I'm fairly certain that if Santacon had existed in 1843, Scrooge as a character could not have been conceived. Instead he would've been the Prince of Figgy Pudding or some junk.
So, if you live in a city with more than 50,000 inhabitants, you probably have a Santacon. I advise you to discover it...and then join it. But wear comfortable shoes.
Some pictorials of the event:
This is what a room looks like when you're dizzy.
Duct Tape Santa knows what you want for Christmas...
This is me getting interviewed for a show on a channel that I don't totally believe exists.
This is me gettin' down with a very funky vodka/soda. With lime. Not my best angle. Goranas - just shuttup right this second.
There are hoards more, but I know sometimes people are sensitive about their drunken rosy cheeks being put display for the interwebs, so we'll leave it at my worst angle. Tomorrow night the shenanigans begin anew. Tis the season, bitches.
Some pictorials of the event:
This is what a room looks like when you're dizzy.
Duct Tape Santa knows what you want for Christmas...
This is me getting interviewed for a show on a channel that I don't totally believe exists.
This is me gettin' down with a very funky vodka/soda. With lime. Not my best angle. Goranas - just shuttup right this second.
There are hoards more, but I know sometimes people are sensitive about their drunken rosy cheeks being put display for the interwebs, so we'll leave it at my worst angle. Tomorrow night the shenanigans begin anew. Tis the season, bitches.
5 keep(s) me blogging:
Hey, I was going to say you looked cute! There's something lean and sensual about your face...apart from the upper lip, which looks as if you've just shaved it. You've got to work on the upper lip.
This looks strangely like a cult, most likely that "Santatology" I have heard about. They are everywhere! They know when you are sleeping, they know when you're awake. I have heard that they even know if you've been bad or good. Many leave home and move to thier compound in the Arctic, lured there by promises of gifts. Be cautious, though... don't drink the egg nog.
If I can't find a Santacon in SLC next year, I'm coming to hang with you!
Sigh...I don't think we could have a Santathon here. We don't even get Christmas off this year; we have to make up the hours.
We sure need a Santathon, though, just to keep us all from feeling like Scrooge.
We dont get Santathons here! I feel gyped!
you look CUTE in that dress! and I am unaccountably thirsty.
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