Do you know...I just apologized for having a life. Look at what you've reduced me to.
Now I have to back peddle with nonsense about the fact that you all have lives too, of course...blah blah blah. I'm not doing it. I just ate potato salad for chrissakes.
What's really sad is that this post will hardly have been worth the wait. Yes, I know you've waited. I'm not going to tell you what I've been doing. I'm not going to express any outrage at the goings-on of any pop culture "icons" or fashion trends. I haven't been to seen a single band or heard any new music that inspires anything but apathy. I'm not even going to go off on a nerdy tangent about why Wes Anderson is a better director than the Coen Brothers.
No, YOU watch it.
I'm just poppin' in to say 'whut up'. And that I'm not going to come back again for a couple of days. Try not to slit your wrists over it. I hear that's an inefficient method of suicide anyway. The internets is a good resource for more user-friendly options. I read that somewhere. Probably on the internets.
Out.
18 keep(s) me blogging:
You look like Cruella Deville. And what in God's name are you sucking, girl?
Fine. Snob.
Was that snow cone rainbow flavored?
I have to ask too: What IS that?
Looks like a snowcone, and what a blast from the past, but just think of all the E numbers and preservatives and stuff!
Wish I had one.
Does the blue color taste like bubble gum or blueberry or raspberry? Blue ice is very versatile you know.
It looks like you are eating miniature clown hair!
So I'm taking it that you're on an internets diet, which includes potato salad, lite brite snow cones, and some back peddling? Way to go on your inertia.
That snowcone is hawt.
goranas - really? my hair looks pretty evenly blond to me. and it's a snow cone! duh! don't they have those in the congo?
waif - it was ice chip flavored...which is why i didn't finish it.
mary - you should buy the old snoopy snow cone maker of the internets and start a stand in the local square. you'd make a mint when it's sunny.
future - it really didn't taste like anything but it was overly warm so i went for it.
dad - and then i ate the miniature clown's freakish face off.
ax - you guessed it. such a good guesser.
yin - girl you know it's true.
same here. I'm not blogging either, and my reading/commenting has fallen off too. The reasons are twofold:
a) I don't have a thing to blog about, and
b) I've got other things to do.
thanks for making me feel less guilty. :)
Ice-flavored sno cones rawk!
Oh... now I simply have to get a snowcone. Rainbow... YUM.
I haven't been blogging too much cos I have the kiddos who are on holidays. Also I am at the pool most of the time. Just relax and enjoy the summer. Is a snow cone calorie free?
Oh, thats a snow cone? Makes sense. Had me a little worried there.
So, why don't you have your fancy dancy recycling bin, everyone else does?
Love your band-aid! Enjoy the life you do have! ;-)
Inefficient suicide makes baby Jesus cry. Lil' golden baby inna manger Jesus baby Lord Amen.
rachel - just because i'm not doing it doesn't mean you can't. get to it. git.
bananatoo - they didn't have flavor options or i would've chosen 'red'. yes, red's a flavor.
emma - i want to go in a fucking pool. goddamnit. sorry, jealously flair up.
or - what else would it be? you need help.
future - i got it today! the inner dirty hippie is so excited.
stinkypaw - i'd totally missed that i was wearing a batman bandaid in that picture. good eye.
ryan!!!!! - how ARE you!? i was just asking Jen about you tonight!
Well Skeptical Robert said what I was going to say about the miniature clown head so now I'm left with nothing to say and broken air conditioning in 103 degree heat. are you heat-waving too up there?
Slit your wrists lengthways, not across-ways. It's more efficient. At least, that was the advice from our science teacher in year 8 (about when everyone is 13-14 years old, and possibly at their most suicidal).
She wasn't even sacked.
It looks like are biting down really hard on that snow cone. Does that not hurt your teeth? My tooth-nerves are yowling.
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