By the way, have you seen The Night of the Hunter? Rent it. Right now. I'm not even joking.
Consider that my review. I'm awesome.
AND for some reason we seem to have free HBO this week. Of all the bad timing. It's like the cable gods WANT me to punch them in the nads.
In other self-involved news, I have to go back on evil evil birth control pills because I keep getting hemorrhagic ovarian cysts. I'm not excited. I stopped taking hormonal birth control several years ago because I was the 5% that experienced horrible side effects for EVERY METHOD ON THE MARKET. But let me just say...hemorrhagic cysts are the devil. And I'm not talking about the Burgess Meredith or Elizabeth Hurley devil. I'm talking about the Tim Curry from Legend devil. You don't fuck around with that. Ever.
So now I will probably gain even more weight and go up another fucking cup size (I'm going to have to start wearing a back brace), but I'm sure Brendan will enjoy the halting of hormonal mood swings that inspire me to call him a girl to his face. And I'll actually have less pain in my life overall. So that's good. Plus no accidental babies. Don't want those until I'm ready to buy them.
16 keep(s) me blogging:
Oh, wow. You're about ready to carve your name in the back of someones head, aren't you?
How 'bout a hug.
No, that wasn't an offer. Embrace yourself!
Yeah you've got the wrong kind of devil. You really need the gay one in South Park who took it up the butt from Saddam. That method of birth control is foolproof.
Now I need to check and see if I'm getting free HBO this week. That would be awesome!
P.S. I've had good luck with Loestrin. No weight gain and no crazy.
I'm glad men don't have to go through all that hormone stuff. We just slowly become more dim as we age. And... uh, what were we talking about now??
Oh, hon, I'm sorry. I don't know what those are, but if they are the devil, I hope you can find something new that will not be so bad... I'll keep my fingers crossed, okay?
I don't know, Kara, TMI comes to mind. Or, you could just publish your medical records and save yourself some time! But, of course, that's the beauty of your blog, you never hold back. Otherwise, I guess it would become the devil's blog which brings us full circle. Oh well.
Being painfree is worth a lot! Even the price of a new bra and gain weight... I'd give a lot or gain a lot to be painfree that much I know! Even if I do carry some extra weights even without any pills ;-)
get a hysterectomy. there, all problems solved.
youre welcome.
You're gonna buy accidental babies?
OMG, so I was stumbling this morning and I found a site that made me think of you and Brendan and Chopwatch'09.
Check IT:
http://www.dyers.org/blog/beards/beard-types/
hope you are inspired!
El Insecto might be awesome!
Tim Curry's devil is flippin' terrifying! The horns, ((shudder)), the sickly smile, (((shudder))), but the voice... yeeesh, I've done gone and sceeerd myself!
Oh and sorry about the womenly troubles. I hope you find the right pill, right fast!
I agree with your parents. We dumb and TMI squared!
stolen babies are the best!
or - yes.
goranas - ew.
mandy - but what about crazy weight gain? see what i did right there? awesome.
dad - don't you worry your pretty little head.
nic - don't do that for too long, they'll get cramped and i don't need us both out of commission.
future - i'm a giver and a sharererer.
rachel - ow.
sarah - yeah, when they go on sale. duh.
rachel - that was awesome.
sue - i know, i totally want to watch that movie right now.
ax - oh i'm SORRY...is my PAIN ooging you OUT?
d - deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
heeeeeeeeeeee! I'm so glad I stumbled accross this blog.
Bad luck on the cysts, gal. I've been on birth control most of my adult life. The 5 or so years I wasn't I developed endometriosis plus I got those same cysts of which you are heart sick now. Painful isn't the word.
Better luck on the jujubes, eh.
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