Monday, July 17, 2006

The Good, The Bad, And The Fugly

Go see this movie.

Here's my review:
It's like the Maltese Falcon...except in high school.

That is all.

No, that's not all...I have a bone to pick with America. The news is full of shocking headlines today, most of which are about actual news...except there's one story that seems to keep popping up and it has to do with our president using the word "shit". Specifically, (and according to CNN) he says, "See the irony is what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it's over."

These are my issues with the current media hullabaloo surrounding this story:

1. He misuses the word "irony" fact, the whole sentence barely makes sense.
2. So he swears. So the fuck what? Everyone says "shit". Even the pope probably says "shit" (in Latin, of course). I mean, he calls himself a man of the people, doesn't he? Well, in this ONE instance, he is correct.

3. This is the cake topper...throughout the whole conversation, Bush's mouth is full of food. He's chewing with his mouth open, he's talking with garbled food-filled sentences, it's disgusting.

Apparently Barbara could always find the time to match her pearls to her hair, but she couldn't manage to teach her son any table manners. Blair probably didn't even notice the slight in speech since all he could focus on was the glob of whatever the hell Bush was masticating.

Yes, it would seem our commander in chief was born in a barn. Someone report on THAT.

4 keep(s) me blogging:

Laura said...

And to quote Bush after he was presented with the transcript of what he said while the mic was still on:

[snarkily] "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh..."

Niall said...


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Kinda random, but hey, what can you do?

Kara said...

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Niall said...

Sounds pretty simple. I may just do that. They just give you the code for it? Cool!