Friday, July 21, 2006

A Photo Journal Of Last Night



First, Amy and I drank some of these. Well, several of these. And then we went...





to a fundraising extravaganza given by this foundation, where we saw...








David Cross, who rocks my fucking socks off. The man is funnier than any man has any right to be. At one point he was talking about a baby's foreskin getting sucked off at a Briss and through the disgust I was STILL cracking up. Anyway, I'm planning on marrying him. Then came...


Eh...went out and drank beer in the lobby until...






At 40, Eddie Vedder is still a beautiful beautiful man. Beautiful. And although his fashion sense is exactly like it was when I first saw them at age 16...yes, a decade ago...I still want to do him. I sang Evenflow at the top of my lungs in the shower this morning. Screw you, neighbors!

My god they're old now...Mike McCready's hair was completely gray...the average fan was dressed in business casual, and everyone in there (except me) could afford the $80 ticket...it was ridiculous. And yet, I found my self actually jumping (yes, feet leaving the ground) when I heard "Do the Evolution", like none of it mattered. And that's because it didn't. The bash ended with the world's LONGEST rendition of "Keep on rockin' in the free world" by "papa Neil". It went on for a good ten minutes. But it was ok, because David Cross was on tambourine and there was cow bell.

And as I fell into bed last night, drunk and clutching my "Crohn's and Me" free water bottle, I thought to myself...that was a very enjoyable evening...oh, and Jewish people have some fucked up traditions.

3 keep(s) me blogging:

Laura said...

Our nephew went through Bris, wonder if his father got to do the post-Bris honors...? The very thought is nausea-inducing. Quick, pass me the Crohns water...

Justin said...

Well, at least they make up for it to the world with challah. That stuff is amazing. They must lace it with LSD.

Niall said...

I'm kinda impressed/surprised. Do you like Neil Young? Have you ever checked out his webpage? It's the most disgusting one ever made to navigate around!