Monday, February 05, 2007

Condicast # 1 *UPDATED

Fooled you!

No really, Laura and I did the first official Condicast, but then we ran out of time to edit it...so the next time you check this post out...there will be another podcast on it that only people who do NOT use IE can hear! Hurray! Separate but equal!


In the meantime...I've just gotten a promotion...to SUPER SPAMMER! That's not my title...but you get the idea. Am I happy? Well...no. But I tell you people something...the minute I become a happy person, the minute this blog stops being entertaining...you know?

Oh. And I have a date tonight.


UPDATE:

Sorry for the delay, folks. Here's CondiCast #1 in all its glory for you non-IE'ers to behold. Enjoy!
- Laura

24 keep(s) me blogging:

Jen said...

Condi looks like a vexed bulldog, fixated on bringing down the man. Wow.

apterix55 said...

That's probably the sexiest picture of Condi I've EVER seen! [shudder]

The Future said...

Well, I just clicked the wrong thing and lost my brilliant comment. As I was saying, the only reason I can think that you would have posted this pic of Condi is that her face represented your mood but that can't be right because that would mean you were comparing yourself to her and that's way wrong on all levels.

I think I'm going to get you a mug that says, "I'm the Boss", and you can lean over someone's cube and ask if they got the memo. Congrats!

Gorilla Bananas said...

You're not dating Condi, are you? You could do worse, of course. I reckon she'd be a real tiger in the sack.

froelica said...

That, I must say, I one hideous bitch. Look at her. There are absolutely no redeeming qualities about her. Blech!

On an unrelated note, have fun on your date! And don't do anything I wouldn't do, which doesn't really limit you so much as push your boundaries.

froelica said...

*edit* Make that "is" not "I" one hideous bitch. Although I am quite the ugly duckling.

Kara said...

jen - that's what she is when not wearing her people skin

apterix - at least her hair is settled for once

future - you know we're putting cover letters on all the TPS reports now, right?

goranas - nope. don't date amazon women with death eyes. or any women at all, for that matter. perhaps I'm ruining my own chances for happiness. oh well. i likes the boys too much.

fro - thanks! oh...and i feel that you should still come to the party after your class. the end.

AxAtlas said...

So how long or what will it take for you to get promoted to SUPER DUPER SPAMMER?...oh and how did they give you the news?:
"Step forward if you're NOT a SUPER SPAMMER. Not so fast Kara!..." sorry. gots a headache.

froelica said...

Well.... I could get there by like 8:30. I'm guessing that people might be done sexifying themselves by then, though.

"Sexifying themselves". Doesn't that sound nasty? Eh, I like it.

Orhan Kahn said...

WOOOT!

Condi Podcast, ftw.

Kara said...

fro - oh it will have barely begun, my friend. and if sarah doesn't join, i'll be car sitting so i can get you home. but sarah should come. there will be sloppy joes. i think it's ironic.

ax - if i get to "duper" i will euthanize myself.

orhan - wtf is ftw?

froelica said...

Hmmm.... Well methinks I will call when I'm off and see how its going, if its worth heading out, or if you're all "finishing up" so-to-speak. I'm just nasty.

By the by- I told James you were interested in the Bloc Party show. All that needs to be done now is a reminder about 2 days before and you're IN.

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

I think Condi might be looking at Laura B with murder in mind. After all she's made herself look a prize twat all over the world for George. The least he could do is leave his wife for her.

Sigh, Aways the bridesmaid...

"There's more to me than just brains and wearing risque boots in Arab countries!" One might imagine her sobbing into her pillow at nights. "Hmm, maybe I can pin the Libby leak on Laura somehow, tie her in with global warming too somehow... sniff. O Worgie!"

Kara said...

fro - mkay...i should probably add "and date" to that Bloc Party request (if there's room)...since I'll need to drag someone with my sorry single ass.

See you tonight...and pressure Sarah. Sex toy pressure. So wrong.

sam - I don't know that Condi would consider W. leaving his wife as a favor. The once a year drunken midnight visit is probably enough for her. We don't get the idea that she's gagging for it, you know? Not with that face.

Gorilla Bananas said...

Hey, Kara, check out this love poem to Condi written by Harry Hutton, the Englishman whom you should marry (in my opinion).

I see you answered Asym42 in my blog. Tut, tut, girlie. That guy is one mean dude.

Kara said...

goranas - such fatherly concern. but really, it's just rude not to answer a question when asked.

As for your matchmaking...well shoot...if he's cute and can get me citizenship in a country that is NOT the United States...AND has a sexy accent...well by all means, make introductions.

Jill said...

So how was the date?? We must have the details.

(hose of us in stable relationships are forced to get our thrills vicariously from the exciting dating lives of our single friends and acquaintences, you know. It's your duty to keep us entertained.

froelica said...

Kara,I'm tired of seeing "fooled you!!" as the first thing I see on your blog. It makes me feel.... gullible... and suckered. And I don't much care for feelin' suckered. So update your blog. At least tell us how the date went.

Orhan Kahn said...

ftw = for the win.

Doi! ;)

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

She is gagging for it. That's exactly why her face is like that. See, you're still young and you haven't yet seen that look on your 30-something friends' faces (married or unmarried). Trust me, she's gagging for it.

With Condi, it's all the talk of weapons of mass destruction that must tease her cruelly, especially when she really believed there were great big ones there, you know? To find out there was nothing, nothing at all must have sealed the last chink of lead around her heart and possibly other bits.

And through it all she has to maintain her hair.

Kevin said...

I totally enjoyed listening to that!

The Future said...

Well, after listening to it on memorex after hearing it live, I prefer live. People need to see your faces to fully appreciate your total lack of script.

slaghammer said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
slaghammer said...

I just feel sorry for Condi. GW gave her the old song and dance and she should have just kicked him in the gefeltenhork, broke his kneecap and ran away, so much for self defense classes. Btw, using IE here, no podcast for me.