Wednesday, February 28, 2007

The Last Time I Stopped Breathing...

...occurred with this conversation yesterday:


Me: Do you think Al Gore will run again?

Jen: Hotwire?




I then laughed for 20 straight minutes. And therefore, stopped breathing.

True story.

16 keep(s) me blogging:

Jen said...

I tell you that Al Gore is a firecracker! Hot hot hot!

d said...

seriously... it's really time you posted something about someone important... like me.

Kara said...

jen - it's a nice attempt at linking the two...but we both know the truth.

d - i think you've covered that pretty well on your own. where the fuck have you been anyway? there's been a SERIOUS dearth of randomness.

AxAtlas said...
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AxAtlas said...

I suddenly have a lil' urge to check out hotwire.com...you should get paid for that plug...oh and if Al Gore and William Shatner were to rumble, who would win?

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

I feel at this point someone should stand up for the throbbing sex god that is Al Gore.



Not me, obviously. I just feel someone ought to. At this point.

d said...

i've been fighting off death. cripes! give me a break.

Orhan Kahn said...

I don't get it :(

Kara said...

ax - the answer to that riddle is neither...they'd come to some sort of diplomatic agreement and then go to lunch and a local diner.

sam - well, i'm sure someone will. someone. somewhere. sometime.

d - hey...there's a time for giving breaks and there's a time for inspiring through strong-arming and coersion. and this is a time for that.

orhan - that's the point...it made no sense. her answer wasn't even remotely connected to what I asked her (because she hadn't heard me correctly) and the randomness of it set me off COMPLETELY. and that's why it's funny. to me. and just me.

Jill said...

I'm so relieved! I thought my brain had become so atrophied that I no longer understood high-tech/Democrat jokes. I was preparing to kill myself, because, really, there would be no point in living without that kind of humor.

AxAtlas said...

That's your answer? That's like "None of the Above". What happened to you? You used to be really cool. You're coming off as just cool.

thethinker said...

As usual, I'm left out of the joke. I can sense the funny-ness, I just can't understand it.

slaghammer said...

With some people, you don’t have to wonder what they will look like after the mortician get hold of them. I think Gore needs to get a better mortician.

Orhan Kahn said...

What did she think you said?

The Future said...

Has he had a serious injection of Botox lately or is he perpetually rosy?

Kara said...

orhan - she thought I asked about Hotwire. It really isn't that funny, except that to me...it is.