Thursday, December 20, 2007

Just Now...

George Bush:
It's like I always say. People love the presidency. And sometimes...they love the president.

Silence.

George Bush:
Get it?

Uproarious laughter from the journalists.

George Bush:
Heh. Heh.


Bunch of kiss asses. The press is worthless.



Pictures still coming. Probably tonight.

8 keep(s) me blogging:

Sarah said...

It's a little like when my mother in law tells a joke. She cracks herself up, but no one else gets it. Either because it was A. not funny or B. not funny.
I am a kiss ass though and I giggle to make her happy.

Gorilla Bananas said...

He stole that one from Jackie Mason...or was it Jackie Kennedy?

theWaif said...

What a douche. It's like having unfunnier version of Jeff Foxworthy as president except that I can almost tolerate listening to Jeff Foxworthy speak. Hey, I got one...you know your president is a redneck when he doesn't know where Wales is! Heh. Heh.

Get it?

Rachel said...

I'm not surprised. If they want to keep their cushy jobs as white house press corps (WHPC) reporters, they better make kissy faces to the President's anus. If they don't, the president won't give them juicy tidbits of "news" and interviews, he won't answer their questions, and ultimately, that reporter will be fired or demoted.

What's sad is the non-WHPC media fail to do their jobs in questioning/investigating the (mis)information fed to the WHPC. When the regular media plays kissy face to the brownosers in the WHPC, we are truly fucked.

AxAtlas said...

"get it" = "Laugh DAMNIT or I will have you exterminated!!!! DO you know who I am? DO you know how much I'm worth! WHO's YO FAVORITE NEW KID!?!?!"

Orhan Kahn said...

I will not LOL until there are photographs-of-those-demanded. Stat.

Stat means now!

ZenBoomer said...

Well, people could vote Democrat. But as Ralph Nader attempted to point out... what's the difference!?

Kara said...

word.