Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Hold it right there, Toots.

[Yes, TheWaif is now speaking. And yes, I finally have full access to this blog, so watch out peoples.]

Ok, here's the thing. In light of my sister's last post, I find myself pondering something. Something profound. And that something is this: why is it she does not have a nickname? Hardly seems fair that she gets to be all GW-like and dole them out to us willy-nilly and we have to just tolerate being called Waif and Missus and Goranas, etcetera and so forth, and yet she gets to skate along scot-free with no label of her own. Well, I say it's time to set things right. From now on, I propose that Kara be known only as...*drumroll*... PuddinPop! Ehh? Whaddya think? Who's with me? Hey, it's better than Pootie Poot, am I right Vlad?

Good. So that's settled then. On to the next item of business, which is venting about the pushback of the next Harry Potter movie premiere. God, that sucks! I hate you, Warner Brothers. Ok, I'm over it now. Thanks for listening, guys.

I'd say that's enough for one post. That was fun, let's do this again sometime, m'kay PuddinPop? M'kay.

12 keep(s) me blogging:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Good thinking Waif, but the nickname needs tweaking. How about, Puddingass, Puddingbutt or Pumpybuns?
I like Pumpybuns.

Robert the Skeptic said...

"Paddlefoot"... you should have known that, "Fleebus".

The Future said...

Well, since you're not four anymore (regardless of the lies your photo is tells), PuddinPop is just too ancient history, kind of like Marinara. I would vote for a more modern and adult nickname like, Swan or Princess Buttercup or KaraTop (your screen name) or AntiAARP in honor of your gerontophobia. These are much better choices.

Kara said...

you're abusing your contributor privileges!

Andrew said...

The Mouth

Woozie said...

Nothing is better than Pooty Poot.

Kara said...

andrew, you better hush it. anything i throw at this very moment would hit you right smack on the head.

woozie - while we're at it, you hush it too.

Sarah said...

Ooh, options... I was going to say Marinara, but your mumzy beat me to it. Anything elf related would be too obvious for the little sprite. I rather like Pumpybuns, but it could definitely be misconstrued. Puddinpop is excellent. Yes.

Wow, that was awkward said...

As long as we can include modifiers, I don't care what we call Stinkin' PuddinPop.

froelica said...

Pumpybuns rather reminds me of some extra homo porno. But that's just me....

Orhan Kahn said...

I have a few nick names that I deem awesome and somewhat moar awesome; Ormo is the current one. Orgy was the very first one. Whorehouse throughout highschool. And one more that I can't quite remember since I'm too busy being even moar awesome than Forest Gump.

On that note, can we call Kara, Le Gump? I've named a character in one of my stories after her and considering it is a child PuddinPop has all kinds of wrongs about it. I'm going with Le Gump. Or something like.. The Freshmaker. Or what about.. DJ Whoomp.

Rachel said...

PuddingPop kinda disturbs me. Makes me think of something to lick and suck on...and I don't want to lick and suck on Kara. I'm sure she's cute and all, but she's a bit tart, and besides, I don't swing that way.

I have to go with Pootie. That just makes me chuckle.