Monday, March 23, 2009

Reintroducing the Gimmick!

I worked a lot today, friends, and am feeling punchy. So what better way to exercise the demons than by blogging and eating stir fry with a Belgian wheat? So smooth. Anyway, my laptop battery is fully charged so it seems like a good time for a geography lesson via Google Analytics!

Exclamation point!


Today's
stalkerish shoutout is to my reader in Auckland, New Zealand! Whut up, Middle Earth dweller. I understand you've got a kick ass toothbrush fence to boast of (yes, I watch Flight of the Conchords). Do you guys have the Home Shopping Network down there? I always wonder how much we actually infect the rest of the English-speaking world.

Anyway, stay anonymous as long as you can, friend, or you're gonna end up with a guest on your couch. New Zealand's been on my To Do list for a long time.


Cuddles to you, readers...don't forget to align your chi in the hopes that you'll be google stalked next! It's an honor, you know. In my head.


I'm gonna go make out with my fireplace.

13 keep(s) me blogging:

Orhan Kahn said...

New Zealand is on your list? Really? And here was thinking you were a high achiever. So much fail right there. I don't know who you are anymore!

Gorilla Bananas said...

Google stalkers are not the genuine article. Some guy was probably looking for nekkid pictures of Condi and wound up here. It's when they have you on their favourites that they're real stalkers. I think I'm going to pretend to stalk you for a while...

Robert the Skeptic said...

I'd love to "be" there (New Zealand) but not want to "go" there until transporter technology [AKA; Star Trek] is perfected.

Friends Kate and Will are going, though. Only costing them $14,000 and a 2nd mortgage on their home. From what they described, will spend most of their time in airplane seats. Not my idea of travel.

Still, one can dream.

nz-ajb said...

Hey! That's probably me! :) I'm not actually in Auckland but my beloved employers head office is...

There's a sofa (actually a spare bed) available to anyone passing by.

AJB in NZ.

Kara said...

or - don't start fights on my blog.

goranas - i only pick people who are repeat readers. or offenders. either really.

dad - oh my god, is that their next trip? show them the wonders of camping in their own backyard.

ajb - well hello there! nice to know you peruse on the clock. i like my readers to stick it to the man as often as possible without getting fired and/or arrested and/or excommunicated and/or exiled.

Jill said...

Fireplace virgin, eh?

Mary Witzl said...

I get e-stalked by a whole slew of guys in Turkey. I know their game: they're after long-haired lady photos. Silly of them to stalk me: I've long since shed my locks. But it's kind of nice to have SOMEone interested, isn't it?

Twinkie said...

Is it scary to think that people that come accross my blog are googling Ho Ho's and Ding Dongs? LOL

Frankie said...

I'm with your dad, unless I'm transported, (for free) the whole ordeal and cost would be a permanent "not gonna happen".
Oh and thanks for the cuddle!

Susie Q said...

Wow, sorry, that's me "Frankie", I forgot I was still logged in under my ebay name. My bad...

The Future said...

I'll save New Zealand for when I retire and have tons of time and money...NOT!

yinyang said...

I refuse to believe that other countries exist until I've visit them. So far, there's just the U.S.

Kara said...

jill - i've never owned a working one, no. sad, isn't it.

mary - are you calling this a country-wide fetish? odd.

twinkie - damnit woman! now i want a ding dong! and it's not even lunch time!

sue - can i still call you frank?

future - please do not try to bring back "not". as we learned from Borat, it's just not worth it.

yinyang - that breaks my heart. right into two sad little bits, it's gone. time to get out. go visit someplace weird and get yourself the bug.