Friday, March 27, 2009

Twit

There was a man on the bus with a nose hair so long, it could wrap around his index finger exactly once.

Not that it was.



I think this is what Twitter is for.

But I won't do it.

11 keep(s) me blogging:

Twinkie said...

I don't twitter but the other day I went to my office bathroom and there was big long pub on it. So I texted everyone in my contacts about it. LOL

twinkie said...

pube? which is correct short spelling for pubic?

Mandy's Kidding said...

I think this would be an excellent use of Twitter.

Yet Twitter confuses me.

I'm Buddha_Mama on Twitter if you give in.

*Clears throat*

Macoosh said...

twinkie: pube. oddly enough, it's a word i type often.

kara: i stand with you in the fight against twitter.

Gorilla Bananas said...

Maybe you don't do anything exciting enough. Like spying on people.

theWaif said...

That reminds me of this e-card I found eons ago. B used to giggle at the "plink"-ing noise it makes whenever you pluck a nose hair...

Orhan Kahn said...

Please don't.

And thank you!

Robert the Skeptic said...

Nose hair?! Perhaps the pressure of keeping up a running narrative is starting to weigh on you, I hope not.

The Future said...

Yet another good reason for me not to ride the bus. Yuk!

Kara said...

twinkie - "pube". and "ew".

mandy - you twit already, do you? it just seems like something else i have to keep up with.

macoosh - you'll fall before i will. i think we both know this.

goranas - it's very true, i don't do anything exciting enough to twit about. but then i don't think i do anything exciting worth blogging about and you suckers still read that.

waif - you teach your child horrible things.

or - why? how far from grace can i fall?

dad - who needs a narrative that runs? i like mine to meander. every once in a while it takes a nap in a field.

future - it can happen anywhere. nose hair just happens.

Stinkypaw said...

You won't Twit about "that" or in general? I do neither! ah!