8 months ago
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Sorry, People
This is gonna be short because I can feel the sweats coming back again. I'm on day three of a ridiculous fever that has had me feeling like I'm losing my mind. I keep having dreams about getting eaten by whales. Whales. I'll respond to comments and post something new when I can finally peel myself off of the nice cool tiles of my parent's bathroom floor.
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Whales!?! That is very random! Feel better or something.
Could it be morning sickness? Maybe you’ve inhaled the reproductive fumes of whatever beast lives in that giant shafty manhole…thing.
I'm so sorry you are so sick - thank god for cold bathroom floors though! Oh and the Whales - they tend to leave when the fever does.... hopefully they leave soon and stay gone! :) When I get really sick I see my fingers get huge or really really teeney - I not only see it but feel it - it's very very strange!
Sit inside the next whale that tries to swallow you and sleep, like Jonah. Get well soon!
I hope you're feeling better, and that you're now being eaten only by dolphins.
When I have a fever I feel like my teeth get really huge, like a horse. Huh.
Sorry you're sick. Feel better!
dear all - 5 days later, I feel, well, almost human again. I know my own name, probably most of yours, and the whales have been defeated. I will be back to blogging forthwith. Thank you for all your kind wishes.
and slag - I know I'm probably going to fail at most of my resolutions, but do you REALLY think that I'm so incredibly lame that I'd fail at number 4 by January 2nd? Well, I probably am that lame, but I'm not knocked up, thank YAHWEH!
We're all counting on you being back to normal or even better shortly. Otherwise, there is a serious lack of bizarre reading material, you know, whales and such? Mum
Way to slay those evil whales, Captain Ahab.
I have those dreams. It usually starts off with me in a kayak or canoe on the ocean. I then see several orcas or grey whales swimming around me. Somehow I always end up falling into the water, usually by actin' a fool and tipping the boat in fear of the whales.
And I used to want to be a marine biologist, 'til I realized that marine animals scare the shit out of me. Even the nice ones.
So I can sympathize.
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