Tuesday, December 05, 2006

I Will Be Alone Forever

Let me just preface this by saying...this is about as accurate as a fortune cookie. Nevertheless:

The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMf)

Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call.

You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

Your exact opposite:
The Intern

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer
We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber, The Gentleman

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail, someone just like you

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.

3 keep(s) me blogging:

AxAtlas said...

That was way too long of a test. Phew!
Answers don't seem static.

slaghammer said...

Ok, I misread that as "Blackrubber." It makes more sense now.

The Future said...

So, does this mean you're giving up, throwing in the towel, taking the high road, trusting in fate, leaving them in the dust, kissing them off, flying the coop, or, is it just that you want to "be free to be me"?