Sunday, July 22, 2007

Speaking of Stupid...

I wore the below shoes Friday night for a bout of fuck-it-all clubbing. Cute, right? Yeah...for about an hour. After that, they're just pain. Pain with a pointy toe. After 3 hours I pretty much had to be carried. But no one would carry me...so I started to do this strange little shuffle-walk. By then it was 2 AM and I was done. DONE, I tell you!
Speaking of stupid...Now that Paris has made prison all the rage...the other twit-celebs are quickly following suit. The latest to don the telltale stripes? Lindsay Lohan! In a move that makes me shudder in revulsion when I think of our government's legal system...Lindz had to turn herself in for the May DUI and hit and run accident she was oh-so-underagedly-involved in. Perhaps some of you remember this lovely pictorial memento of the occasion:Actually...I don't think the above picture was from the hit-n-run night...but I wanted an excuse to use it. It's too priceless. So yes...any other underage drunk driver who gets into an accident and then runs away with it would usually be arrested on the spot. But NO! Several months have to pass until Paris proves that jail is for cool kids and then all the delinquent divas are LINING UP to get their booking pics taken. Everyone knows the precinct in downtown LA has the most flattering lighting.

So yeah...as a great man once said, "stupid is as stupid does". And although I have no idea what that statement actually means...I couldn't agree with it more. So will Lindz learn from her mistakes and stop all the carousing and brouhahaing long enough to try to make a serious go at acting? Or will the remake of The Parent Trap continue to stand as the best representation of her body of work? Only time will tell.

As for me and my stupidity...well...the shoes are fuckin' hot, so I'll keep wearing them until all the nerve endings in my feet die and I no longer feel pain.

Thank you and good night.

13 keep(s) me blogging:

Orhan Kahn said...

She looks as if she is recieving oral sex or a hand job, amirite?

Gorilla Bananas said...

If you want to give pleasure, try digging those shoes into someone's back. The woman in the picture is having a corn removed.

Macoosh said...

i'm sorry, but i believe w/ that mouth, she is about to GIVE oral sex...

just sayin.

how're your feet today?

AxAtlas said...

Amazing how Linday Lohan's present image/behavior was built up just from the perception that she's the yin to Hilary Duff's yang..."does it have a backbone?"
I'm going to check to see if your shuffle walk has made it to youtube.

Parisian Cowboy said...

These are sexy shoes indeed..

Kara said...

or - you dirty boy! how dare you turn something so innocent and light hearted like being passed out drunk in your front seat by intimating that sex is somehow involved. shame! shame shame!

goranas - noted.

i've never had a corn removed. is that really the appropriate face?

macoosh - woah.

and the feet recovered nicely despite amy g's insistence that i "dance through the pain". they really are great shoes...but they will have to be reserved for my more sedate evenings. thanks for your concern!

ax - nothing made it to youtube...though there were moments of pure hilarity. all i will say to that is "thriller".

cowboy - i see you have taste. it must be because you are french. yes...that's what it is.

Susie Q said...

Looovee the shoes, hate the drunken socialite.
She really does look a bit orgasmic, ewww.

Orhan Kahn said...

That's her passed out?! WTF. She looks like a blowup doll, to be honest.

nic said...

I have to agree that those shoes are great. They must be the sassiest thing I've seen EVER.

I have a friend who swears that beauty is pain and that I should suck it up and look good. But if I don't feel good, then I don't feel like I look good. People who can be beautiful through pain have my deepest respect. But for now, I will keep my wide flipper feet in flip flops, be happy cuz I'm comfy, and share my giddy comfy inner beauty even though look like I have fat calves. (I run and play soccer so there's little hope for my anyway.)

Lindz. I think...
How sad that being a loser has come into fashion. What's next? Bloody noses from being coked up? *sigh*

d said...

umm... good night.

Laura said...

I can't believe you quoted Forrest Gump. That was a Forrest Gump quote, was it not?

At least neither Lohan or Hilton have procreated yet. So there's that.

Sarah said...

Oh Thriller. I miss you guys.

froelica said...

I love that picture :)