Today I was testing in AOL (no I'm NOT an AOL user...but I have to use it occasionally for work) and the big headline with the bold font and the glossy color picture was "Sure She's Sexy, But Can Paris Sing?" with a whole spiel about her new album...WITH soundbytes. Below it in a tiny font under the heading of "Top News" was "Iraqis Suffer Deadliest Month"...just a headline, not even a blurb...guess they have their own definition of "top". I'm going to screenshot it for you unlucky non-AOL users.Apparently AOL knows what America wants when it's On-Line.
I'm disgusted.
In other news...I remembered to wear lipstick today for once. I feel like a big girl now.
9 keep(s) me blogging:
How deceiving. I was hoping to get your take on whether Paris can sing or not. So I can sleep at night, does she have what it takes to get to the top? ...Entertainment tab...Entertainment...
A screen shot of Paris. Quel horreur...
God. Paris is singing now? I say we ship her off to Iraq. It could be a new reality show, we could call it "The Shiite Life."
I don't believe I would shed a single tear if she got a-sploded by a bomb. Does that make me a bad person?
She can do whatever she wants! She's blonde! She's stupid! She's rich! She's relatively attractive'!' She's probably got fans who will buy her music cause they're fans! These fans will probably not listen to the music! Etc etc etc.
WELP, AOL is more interested in making mad dough than informing the public what the fuck is going on over there. Paris HIlton's music is on Warner Bros. Records and we all know that AOL is part of Time Warner.
There! You happy Kara?!!?! Just coloring inside the lines of your snapshot!
What I really want to know is, can Condi sing? (Supposedly she was already born with the rhythm thing, right?)
Hmmm, Hey, Kara, if you give me your user name and password, I'll put multi colored dots on your site :)
I'll go even further with what I said above. 1 of the 12 members, who sits on the board of directors for Time Warner, is the co-chair and CEO of Hilton Hotels.
There Kara! I'm still coloring inbetween the lines of your snapshot!
You wouldn't trust me with them?? Honestly, sometimes I wonder how we'll manage in years to come!
On the up side, I think you're being a cryptic poster on your site. I like the way you used the word 'spiel'. Hey, I would buy her CD if she used that word!
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