Showing posts with label Marie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marie. Show all posts

Thursday, April 10, 2008

In Case You Ever Wonder What Insensitivity Looks Like

This is it:

[13:26] Marie: "Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip"

[13:26] Marie: nobody can do that

[13:26] Kara: chuck can

[13:32] Marie: the hold music for the Pods people sounds like a massage place

[13:32] Marie: like all mystical and soothing

[13:32] Kara: you can get massages in the Pods

[13:33] Kara: but when you come out....you're a white slave in Bombay

[13:33] Marie: ouch. or, you are dead.. like the folks who suffocated the other day. did you hear about that?

[13:33] Kara: no...but i could use some good news

[13:36] *** You have been disconnected. Thu Apr 10 13:36:04 2008.

(fixed connection)

[13:40] Kara: ok, now you can tell me

[13:41] Marie: about what?

[13:41] Kara: the dead people

[13:42] Marie: oh. that's it really. people died in a container. do you want to know much more? no

[13:42] Kara: what kind of container? a pod?

[13:42] Kara: getting massages?

[13:42] Marie: yeah.

[13:42] Marie: they went happy

[13:42] Kara: that does take the term 'happy ending' to a new and disturbing level. oh god. i've just disgusted myself.


Friday, September 07, 2007

Lunchtime Excitement

Marie and I just saw this dude in The Pearl. That makes us awesome.

He's on TV and junk. Don't know his name, though.

I'll do a real post later. Happy Friday.