Vice-presidential debates TONIEEETE. People here are leaving work early. There are bars and independent movie theaters all over the city broadcasting it for the masses GRATIS. This is where I'll be throwing popcorn at the screen in disgust:
History in the making. I fucking hate that term. Every second is history in the making. That sentence that I just wrote is now historical. Whatever.Second order of business. It's been a while since I've requested forcefully that you bow to the cuteness that is my nephew. Well the Face just turned two. I think it's time to revisit.
Cuteness as it emerges:
Cuteness as it stands today:
Cuteness eternal: (Which means I'm going to find a way to keep him this age. I'll use science!)
And did I mention the Waif is knocked up with another? How will the world contain such cuteness? A question for the ages. Now we can all sit back and watch her gain, like, three pounds over the next 7 months.
