Ladies, gentlemen and trailer trash...I give you...the Waif:
Hello, gentle readers. Waif, here. I’m sure you’ll remember me from such gems of comments to previous Condi’s Hair posts as,
“Those Charleston Chew thingies are tasty,” and,
“Scalp burns are the worst cause you can't put sunscreen on your part or else your hair gets all greasy and hats are just annoying, your head gets overheated,”
and “shut UP.”
Yes, of course we remember you, but what the eff are you doing posting on your sister’s blog, you ask? I’ll tell you exactly what the eff I’m doing here—classing it up, that’s what.
Here’s the deal: I’ve decided two things. Firstly, I’m lazy. Far too lazy to upkeep a blog of my own. I mean, I can do once a month, but once or twice fortnightly? Come ON. Nextly, this is just plain more fun. That is to say, posting what I like, as infrequently as I like, and getting to make fun of my sister’s posts on her very own blog? Yeah. It’s gonna be great, people.
Anyway, this is just a friendly how-dee-do to let you all know that you’ll be seeing more of me around here. So everyone thank Kara for her fabulous decision to feature me on her blog and be sure to check back again real soon for the next edition of…The Waif Chafes.
Oh, and Gary Oldman has a hairy butt face.
