Showing posts with label teeth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label teeth. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Eff YOU, Teeth.


As of today, I have spent $1,500 on my teeth this year.

Goddamn modern dentistry.


Goddamn lack of insurance.


Goddamn lack of universal healthcare.


I mean...shit...they're not even my best feature.


Me and my frozen face are going to sit here and brood for a while before beginning to contemplate how I'm going to drink my tea with a straw.


Ramen for lunch yesterday...Spaghettios today.

I's offically po'.