For when your pet feels like less of a man because you've voluntarily made an appointment to have a professional remove this balls.
There are 9 sizes. You can make your beagle feel like a great dane and give your rottweiler a inferiority complex. Or, if feeling zany, mix and match.
Some testemonials:
| "Frodo never knew he lost anything and is just a happier little dog since he's been neutered with Neuticles." Janell Suasser - San Lorenzo, CA |
FRODO. The poor dog was neutered before his balls were even taken.
"Baby Snow has all the benefits of being neutered- Neuticles are just a whole lot nicer."
Stephen Samual - Redcliff, KY
...to touch?
"Neuticles were the absolute least I could do."
Glenda Nelson - Spring, TX
Um. What's the most you could do?
The good news is, they're 100% made in the USA. So...jobs. That's nice. And no leakage...a company promise. Guarantees are good.
It's enough to make one think this nation might just be something other than great.
